Obama Congratulates Google On Skynet Prototype

Barack Obama was at Google headquarters yesterday to congratulate Google on it's recent advancements in the field of Robotic Overlords. "And I must add," Barack is quoted by an anonymous source as saying, "if my secret plan to forcibly transform America into a fundamentalist Islamic Republic, at least Google has already identified potential leaders of the rebel movement and will ensure a quick transition to post-human society."

Barack Obama On Vacation In Iran---With his HAREM

Shocking photos the Main-Stream-Media doesn't want you to see:
Yes, that's right, here's Barack Obama enjoying some fun in the sun in the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN with his harem. Wait a minute, is that KATIE COURIC?

Obama Turns McCain into Obese Baby

This just in!!!During a recent presidential debate, John McCain asked Obama about recent flip-flopping. Unable to answer, Barack Obama used his MUSLIM VOODOO to turn John McCain into an enormous, MORBIDLY OBESE BABY!!!!

More as this story develops!

Obama Hates Ewoks

On a recent campaign visit to the planet of Endor, the Endor Times snapped this photo:

Yes, that's Barack Obama using the FORCE, which he probably learned in as a boy in an ISLAMIC MADRASSA IN INDONESIA, to drop an AT-ST walker on a group of innocent Ewok supporters.

Obama recently reversed his position on deep-well oil drilling on Endor, and now WHOLE HEARTILY SUPPORTS DRILLING in order "to ease America's dependence on Imperial Empire oil".

(Meanwhile, George Lucas and Barack Obama prepare a class action lawsuit...)

Obama's "Diplomatic" Relations With Iran

Here's what Obama REALLY means when he wants to have diplomatic relations with Iran: SELL AMERICA'S NUCLEAR SECRETS IN A GAY SEX ORGY!!!!!!