Thursday, July 10, 2008

Obama Hates Ewoks

On a recent campaign visit to the planet of Endor, the Endor Times snapped this photo:

Yes, that's Barack Obama using the FORCE, which he probably learned in as a boy in an ISLAMIC MADRASSA IN INDONESIA, to drop an AT-ST walker on a group of innocent Ewok supporters.

Obama recently reversed his position on deep-well oil drilling on Endor, and now WHOLE HEARTILY SUPPORTS DRILLING in order "to ease America's dependence on Imperial Empire oil".

(Meanwhile, George Lucas and Barack Obama prepare a class action lawsuit...)

1 comment:

Nicole said...

Those poor Ewoks! They're a repressed minority, in need of guidance and healing from Republicans.