Obama Releases long form birth certificate--but it is real?

Obama finally gave in to birther pressure and relelased his long form birth certificate--but is it real? Take a look for your self:

Obama Congratulates Google On Skynet Prototype

Barack Obama was at Google headquarters yesterday to congratulate Google on it's recent advancements in the field of Robotic Overlords. "And I must add," Barack is quoted by an anonymous source as saying, "if my secret plan to forcibly transform America into a fundamentalist Islamic Republic, at least Google has already identified potential leaders of the rebel movement and will ensure a quick transition to post-human society."

Barack Obama On Vacation In Iran---With his HAREM

Shocking photos the Main-Stream-Media doesn't want you to see:
Yes, that's right, here's Barack Obama enjoying some fun in the sun in the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN with his harem. Wait a minute, is that KATIE COURIC?

Obama Turns McCain into Obese Baby

This just in!!!During a recent presidential debate, John McCain asked Obama about recent flip-flopping. Unable to answer, Barack Obama used his MUSLIM VOODOO to turn John McCain into an enormous, MORBIDLY OBESE BABY!!!!

More as this story develops!

one of the more enjoyable videos YouTube has to offer

So after burning a bunch of plastic UN flags, these freedom loving New Hampshirists roast hot dogs over the smoldering plastic fire.... this sounds like something eco-hippie BARACK OBAMA would not endorse

thank you, conservate bloggers

for sharing this treasure with me during my nightly google image search:
from roadsassy

Obama Hates Ewoks

On a recent campaign visit to the planet of Endor, the Endor Times snapped this photo:

Yes, that's Barack Obama using the FORCE, which he probably learned in as a boy in an ISLAMIC MADRASSA IN INDONESIA, to drop an AT-ST walker on a group of innocent Ewok supporters.

Obama recently reversed his position on deep-well oil drilling on Endor, and now WHOLE HEARTILY SUPPORTS DRILLING in order "to ease America's dependence on Imperial Empire oil".

(Meanwhile, George Lucas and Barack Obama prepare a class action lawsuit...)

Obama and Bin Laden: TIKI BUDDIES???

STOLEN from the Obami Blog:
This most recent photo, taken at last spring's Al-Queda Jihad Tiki Kickoff, shows Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden in line for the fruit punch. "The punch was delicious," says Bina Laden, "the added BLOOD OF JEWS really brought out the pineapple."

At that point, insiders say that Barack and Osama exchanged a TERRORIST FIST JAB!

But wait, are those marijuana leaves around Barack's neck?

Israeli Newspaper Ma'ariv Joins the Fight to Expose the Realest Barack Obama

by running this cartoon:

Thank you, friends across the sea! Together, we will expose OBAMA'S SECRET PLOT TO PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK!!!!

Obama's "Diplomatic" Relations With Iran

Here's what Obama REALLY means when he wants to have diplomatic relations with Iran: SELL AMERICA'S NUCLEAR SECRETS IN A GAY SEX ORGY!!!!!!

Barack on the campaign trail with his Homeland Security Chief---MAO TSE-TUNG!!!

Caption: "Barack Obama shakes hands with supporters at a campaign stop in Pennsylvania while his choice for Domestic Homeland Security Chief, Mao Tse-Tung, looks on."

Hot off the campaign trail. Remember when Huckabee was running? And Chuck Norris would be in the White House? Those were the days. Now Obama and all his commie friends will paint the White House red!

the image that started it all

(thank you, http://obamabinladen.net/)